Mike "The Situation" and Nicole "Snooki" from The Jersey Shore called into Ryan Seacrest's KIIS FM radio show Thursday morning to dish about the runaway hit MTV show.
The Situation hasn't got time for the haters of the show, pointing out that, "You can't please everybody out there. If you don't like it that's why they created the channel change, or remote control."
Ryan asked Snooki about her many hook-ups with guys, it seems she changes her guys like her underwear! Snooks defends herself though, saying, "I'm single!" And going on to say she's "just making out" and "not having sex" with them all.
A mournful Snooki goes on to say, "I'm not dating anyone unfortunately. I'm still single - still sad."
And when it comes to what she likes in a guy? Snooki has no doubts! The Italian loves, "Big muscles, tan, sexy guidos" who can "rock the dance floor", you better practice your fist pumps boys! Proudly stating that she is a "guida", she says that she's also really into "personality" and that "anyone could steal my heart".
The Situation goes on to explain where he got his nickname from, saying it comes from an event he was at, when he was wanting to become an underwear, fitness model and was "really buff". He says that he was shirtless (of course) and that a girl, who was holding hands with her boyfriend, pointed at him and said to her boyfriend, "Oh my God honey - look at his abs!" As The Situation says, "You don't do that..." He says all his boys said "That's a situation right there!" And he said, "That IS a situation!" And the name "just stuck"!
When it comes to his body, unlike his tan, The Situation is "all natural", claiming he's never taken steroids and is just genetically blessed. The Situation claims he has an enviable 29" waist, that he is naturally "very ripped" and that he can eat and drink what he wants - including pizza on the road!
Turning Ryan Seacrest green with envy, the Situation goes on to say that he's always had a "six pack", it's just natural, and when he works out it gets "unbelievable".
Addressing the rumors that The Situation worked as an "exotic dancer" he admits that there are compromising photos of him out there, but claims that he wasn't a "stripper that took his clothes off" just a guy who served drinks "with his shirt off".
Muscling in for some air time, Snooki talks more about what she likes in a guy, saying that she likes "guys that are into themselves" because "I'm into myself" and she says she "needs a guy that takes as long as I do to get ready!"
And Snooki insists that, like The Situation, she too is "all natural". Claiming "My breasts are all natural. They're real, everything is. I swear to God! My boobs are real, my hair is real!"
The Situation confirms that they are indeed real. And gives Snooki the compliment, "They are real and they're nice!"
Dishing on the rest of the cast The Situation says JWoWW "has her own appeal but she's not The Situation's style" and says that the biggest bitch on the show was Angelina, but that she "left after 7 days so she doesn't count".
The Situation boasts that he has hooked up with all the girls on the show but estimates he will probably only sleep with "maybe 1 or 2" lucky ladies. He says that he and Snooki don't date and that they are "best of friends" but that "sometimes we forget and hook up!"
Snooki promises that things are only going to get "a lot crazier" in the next season, as, "We know each other so well now, we don't care if we hurt anyone's feelings."
So expect more bitching, fighting, drinking, tanning and hooking up in the future - just how we like it!