Tiger Woods -- the world's best golfer and possibly the world's worst husband -- 'celebrates' his 34th birthday Wednesday.
Of course, with his public image and marriage in shambles, Tiger probably isn't celebrating much -- and if he is, it certainly won't be anywhere cameras can snap him.
We haven't seen Tiger out and about since his now infamous car accident in the early morning hours after Thanksgiving after his wife Elin Nordegren apparently first learned of his wandering ways, to put it mildly.
As for Elin and their two kids, they're spending the holidays in her native Sweden.
By the way, Mrs. Tiger Woods 'celebrates' her 30th birthday on January 1st.