What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas -- unless you're a red-hot tabloid target like Jon Gosselin.
Gosselin wrapped up a busy weekend of pool party-hosting in Las Vegas, Nevada, Monday with a last hurrah in which he enjoyed himself in Sin City (which is approximately 2,450 miles from his Wernersville, Pennsylvania home).
After chowing down at Mirage's Stack, the 32-year-old reality TV dad shined like a Rat Packer at two separate nightclubs: Jet, and XS.
The portly father-of-eight was in high demand from ladies on the scene, but was more consumed with text messaging (presumably not Kate), sipping Red Bull and vodka and smoking cigarettes. Hey, at least he didn't squander the kids' college savings at the craps table!
Jon & Kate Plus 8 airs Mondays at 9/8c on TLC.