Sunday Night Hot List

June 14 2009, Published 12:00 p.m. ET

Alright Blooders, our sexy vampire drama True Blood returns tonight and one thing’s for sure… the season opener doesn’t suck! Tonight the citizens of Bon Temps freak out that there might be another murderer on the loose when they find a dead bod at Merlotte’s. Sookie is crazy-annoyed by Bill’s young protégé, Jessica, and is stalked by a mysterious creature. And Jason prays for a way to pay for a retreat with an anti-vampire group... as we pray for him to take his shirt off again! A few bites, I mean bits to look out for this season… a new character named Godric (played by Allan Hyde), who is the oldest, but most human vampire we've ever met, and Evan Rachel Wood guest stars in the last two episodes of the season as a very powerful vampire queen. Ooh, I can’t wait!

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Last week on Howard Stern, Denise Richards exposed a few intimate details of her personal life, like the fact that she’s had her boobs done 3 times and that John Stamos was the best lover she’s ever had. Maybe we’ll get a few more juicy tidbits tonight on

Denise Richards: It's Complicated as she takes a little girl trip with her best friend and assistant to promote her new movie at Slam Dance.

And you probably wouldn’t want to watch a show about someone named Stanley Burrell, but change his name to MC Hammer and you get A&E’s new reality show Hammertime! He was once one of the richest men in the music biz, but after friends and relatives happily assisted in squandering his mismanaged fortune, Hammer is now a family man with a new (and more frugal) outlook on life. In tonight’s opener, Hammer realizes that some of his memorabilia is missing, and later goes with his son to ‘take-your-dad-to-school’ day. Oh please let us watch him scar his son for life by wearing his Hammer-pants to school! Please!