TV: Tuesday Hot List
May 26 2009, Published 3:39 p.m. ET
Take a walk down TV memory lane with tonight’s, TV’s 50 Funniest Phrases! Narrated by Jane Krakowski, featuring clips and interviews with Dana Carvey, Neil Patrick Harris, Ron Howard, Jackie Gleason, Penny Marshall, Redd Foxx and others. Sprinkled with the best zingers from (on and off screen jerk) Jeremy Piven’s “Hug it out, bitch” to Steve Martin’s “We are two wild and crazy guys!”, this 2 hour laugh fest features some of the greatest catch phrases of all time! A definite must see!
FOX premieres the pilot episode of The Mentalist tonight, where we’re introduced to cutie, Dr. Jack Gallagher (Chris Vance) a maverick psychiatrist who clashes with the conservative hospital administrator at his new job (Annabella Sciorrra). Oh BTW… she also happens to be his ex lovaa!
Hitched or Ditched, the new reality show premiering on the CW is kinda like Runaway Bride meets Jerry Springer! On the show, long-time bf/gfs accept the challenge to either tie the knot within a week, or end their relationship! On tonight’s ep, a Charlotte couple who have been together for 4 years are surprised by a friend who shows up with an invitation to their own wedding. The independent bride resists giving up her freedom and the jealous groom crashes the bachelorette party! Ah, good times!
And things get hot and bubbly for The Real Housewives of New Jersey when a moms’ night out at the spa turns catty for the ladies after rumors are brought to the surface that test a few friendships!
Oh! And check it out NY Housewives fans… after that ultra uncomfortable, friction filled, 2-part reunion special, producers are already thinking ahead to a NY season 3! And they are in search of a hot new housewife! Think you’re the perfect bad ass broad from the Big Apple to heat things up on the show? Email Bravo at tvrealitycasting@gmail.com! Good luck… and watch out for what you wish for!
Tuesday Night Hot List
8:00
Reaper (CW) season finale
TV’s 50 Funniest Phrases (NBC)
9:00
Diamonds (ABC)
Mental (FOX) series premiere
Hitched or Ditched (CW) season premiere
Strong Men: Thai Kickboxing (NGC)
10:00
Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood (OXYGEN) season premiere
Real Housewives of New Jersey (BRAVO)
Rescue Me (FX)
10:30
My Boys (TBS) season finale
(Photo: Courtesy FOX)