Holidaze in Glossy Country

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BIO-MOM Mentewab Dawit Lebiso

With not one but two days off at the tail end of the week, the glossies closed up shop on Friday instead of Monday, and it shows in the timeless/news-less covers. Star goes with their now default “Body & Beauty Bloopers”: Look, Katherine Heigl‘s dress is splotched with tit sweat! Paris has lipstick on her teeth! If they show that pic of eating disorder-sufferer Felicity Huffman‘s cellulite-y thighs one more time, we’re going to go lipo her ourselves. And OK! drags out snapshots of Hollywood spawn—aww, Suri and Shiloh are adorable; aww, no one did any reporting this issue.

In Touch continues to milk its super scoop with Zahara Jolie-Pitt‘s alleged bio-mom. Mentewab points to a picture of Angelina holding Z and says they look like a natural mom and daughter—”I just want the best for her,” Mentewab adds. (Page Six, calling Z a “rape baby” clearly is not helping.)

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