With not one but two days off at the tail end of the week, the glossies closed up shop on Friday instead of Monday, and it shows in the timeless/news-less covers. Star goes with their now default “Body & Beauty Bloopers”: Look, Katherine Heigl‘s dress is splotched with tit sweat! Paris has lipstick on her teeth! If they show that pic of eating disorder-sufferer Felicity Huffman‘s cellulite-y thighs one more time, we’re going to go lipo her ourselves. And OK! drags out snapshots of Hollywood spawn—aww, Suri and Shiloh are adorable; aww, no one did any reporting this issue.
In Touch continues to milk its super scoop with Zahara Jolie-Pitt‘s alleged bio-mom. Mentewab points to a picture of Angelina holding Z and says they look like a natural mom and daughter—”I just want the best for her,” Mentewab adds. (Page Six, calling Z a “rape baby” clearly is not helping.)