HOT DATE Hilton, King (inset)
• It lives!: We're legally required to tell you Paris Hilton is talking with Larry King tonight. What you do with this information is up to you.
• Spoils of war: Donald Rumsfeld wants big money for his memoirs, ignoring the time-tested premise that you write a book with the cash advance you have, not the cash advance you want.
• Calling all nerds: In a time of war, Newsweek gives the American public what it wants and needs: a seven-page review of the damn iPhone.