The ‘Small’ Reason Rob Kardashian Cries In The Shower

Rob Kardashian has endured a low blow in his battle with the bulge.

“Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry,” the fifth wheel of reality’s most famous clan told Ryan Seacrest on his E! special, Ryan Seacrest with the Kardashians.

“My penis looks so small now!” he groused.

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The paunchy younger brother of Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian, who finished second on Dancing With The Stars in 2011, admitted he’s still trying to work his way back after ballooning up to 240 pounds in the wake of his painful split from Rita Ora.

The chunky hunk said “the upside [of the weight gain] is, every time you lose 10 pounds you gain an inch on your penis.”

Rob said he’s currently eating twice a day and sticking to healthy, low-carb fare.

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Also in the interview, the lesser-famous Kardashian explained the rationale behind his new sock line, Arthur George.

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I really like socks,” he explained. “Now that’s turning into boxers and pajamas. I’m excited to have a niche.”

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