Mike Sorrentino Boasts: I’m ‘100 Percent’ Sober!

Jersey Shore oaf Mike Sorrentino AKA “The Situation” boasts he’s “100 percent” sober

for the last 18 months after checking into rehab

to beat prescription pill-popping.

Mike says he got hooked on the painkillers after cracking ribs during a workout.

It was his second stint in rehab.

Better quit the workouts, Mike.