We care. And so should you!

Not that we usually wear our charitable hearts on our sleeves, but we found that the rate of impressionable small town girls looking up to celebs with questionable morals so frightening that we scoured the country for the perfect skank to guide in the right direction. After viewing just 10 seconds of this heartbreaking clip, it was clear that we had to pledge our immediate and unconditional support for Brittney (no shit, really!) Brianne McKenzie. NSFW.