Because youre profile is not complete without a douche-y face pic

Photographer Sheffield Quigley totally gets what we've known about My Space all along—it's mostly comprised of the worst types of loser asshats. So if you want your true dipshit essence to shine through on your page, he's just the guy to capture it. And his photo session with the ever familiar Tom, the site's founder, exposes Tom's predilection for a particular beverage fetish. Ha, we always knew there was something about that guy.