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February Films, in 5 Words or Less

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If you're chronically ADD, or have trouble focusing on the written word for more than just a few minutes, how do you know which films you should be catching? Do you go on the unsound advice of headlining film critics? Do you suck it up and wade through a 2,500 word explication in the Times? Usually even the one-sentence blurbs at IMDB seem excessive. Bearing this in mind, we've assembled a collection of February movie reviews in five words or less. But wait there's more! We've tossed in a few reviews from Sundance as well ...

Fool's Gold: Kate Hudson. Matthew McConaughey. Swimwear.

Vantage Point: Mexican President is/isn't assassinated.

Over Her Dead Body: Dead wife is hilariously haunting.

The Eye: Cornea implant sees dead people.

BONUS SUNDANCE REVIEWS!

Transsiberian: Lying bitch causes Russian problems.

Kicking it: Homeless find hope in soccer.

Gonzo: Hunter S. Thompson was batty.

Sleep Dealers: Virtual Mexican manual labor disintegrates.

Definitely, Maybe: Daddy was a player, Sweetie.

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Pride and Glory

What Just Happened

W.

Offend Maggie - Deerhoof

Death With Interruptions


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