This had yoko laughing out loud, five times. Or, how you say, LOLing?
Seriously, this fucking ruled!

The mask is concretized meta. Protesting the criticism that she has nothing behind her figurative mask, her face, she actually puts on a mask to say, "yes, oh yes I do have something behind my mask, I have my face!"

Arnett's voice was everywhere before Arrested Development, he must have made some serious dime in voice-overs, i think there was even a Teri Gilpin, roz in frasier, duet for some product but yoko may have dreamt that.

What can Brown do for you is funny, doubt she got it, though.

Yoko loves Tina!!

Whatever warteetee--nice name, btw, hot!--yeah, it's such an inconsequential story when a billionaire--however closeted and so-far-unsuccessful with the web--picks one of publishing's most storied editors to go up against two of the internet's largest sites, one just valued at 200 million.

Guess you were more thrilled with Montag backing McCain, loser.

And look, I'm usually the first to yawn at maglomania "scoops" but this and Newsweek firing 100 staffers are both certainly news. So go grow your warts!

Yoko thinks this is hilarious. Maybe they couldn't identify her, because they couldn't
see her.
After all, she is 4'9'', like Tina Fey's husband!

Benihana! I mean, where else would one flip haters?

yay!

wow, this ramblin' girl just doesn't get it, poor, poor girl.

Answer the questions, claire!

why doesnt she get paid a residual every time it shows? Is it the standard one-year print contract of a certain amount? Is Dov industry standard or generous since they're models are more generously revealing? Did she get paid at all or just get a vibrator? Come back, little sheba and tell us how much you got for lubing up! Does a vertically integrated company put more verticality into your bank account? What up girl, yoko models and wants on that train...

yes, i am!

look, i hope she deserves the blurbs, yoko gives praise when due, but was just blind to the power of the pony story. The point is that the Gould didn't ask the question that was enticing in the intro, that's all.

In fact, it's lame to do a q and a with someone, not ask about something, and then drop that something in the intro. Bye.

DRATCH! and Jane Krakowski on 30 rock and Lisa Kudrow and every female on the Comeback, especially Mickey!!

It's so pointlessly dumb and moot, one of Hitchens' rare missteps. Stick to atheism and spa treatments, girl, but yoko still loovvvvvees you...

Smart to have one of this town's nastiest writers interview one of it's nicest, but only if the real question promised in the intro ("problem is the blurbs are really good") would've had the temerity to be asked: so, does sloane think she deserves such high falutin literary comparisons so early in the game? Who cares about the backlash about her being the most popular publicist in town, isn't the real one about her "mordant and mercurial wit" and whether you can really have one if you're collecting ponies a la Miranda July and then writing like Anna fucking Quindlen?!

what, was this penance for Emily Gould? Maybe she could go blog about her real feelings on the matter, you know, privately somewhere...

also, those ponies and their horrible backlighting made for some garishly ugly pages in radar's last issue.

I'm just sayin'!

yoko wants on! Get a picture of his ass up here now, right cheek preferable. Yoko doesn't like tats and hates carebearsandlittleponies. Toxic toys for toxic tots.

Hmmmm. It seems that poor Maggie's declining page views coincided exactly with the period that Denton took over the editorial reins at that increasingly dull site. Perhaps Denton should fire himself?

It is full of raging lunatics armed with Big Gulps and Whoppers. It is. Foreals.

Yoko loves Lady Horne's posts, oh yes she does!

yoko loves lucianne!, hates her politics, but loves to party with this bon mot dropping bon vivant. Lucy G gets down!

Hillary has really moved yoko in recent months, at 61, I guess she has a shot at 69. She could end up being a lefty thatcher type, but it looks like the K.O is coming down for now. But don't rule out the superdelegates! And it's not comparable to the popular vote/electoral college dichotomy. Political parties are private entities and as such are allowed to...yoko is tired of trying to spur life onto the comment boards, it would take much time and energy to give a poli sci 101 course right now and yoko doesn't have it. If anyone lets themselves be fooled by the media's dumb analysis of super, er, automatic delegates, then they should lose their right to vote.

Or what about Alec Baldwin?

yoko just has to admire these noble attempts at reviving that ol' horse the fameometer! Whereas the Ticker (anyone? anyone?) came and went, this old broad has been around since radar 2.0 and radaronline 1.0 and just won't leave the fucking building. You gotta hand it to her, created by mad scientists just like Frankenstein (and yoko, truth be told), she's determined to muscle back and has worked her way on to the billboard a few times and now has, gasp, items being written about her. If there were a meta-fameometer, her stock would surely be rising!

A sober yoko was there, even more annoyed at first than she was at Siouxsie: dealing with this crowd sans sauce?! 15 minutes, she promised herself. She ended staying over 2 hours, her laughter rising in proportion to her strangely increasing buoyant mood. Ash chuckled ruefully at her choice of gag gift, a vintage (03!) Von Dutch hat, hee hee, yoko funny, he managed weakly.

Impervious to Leif's infectious charms, yoko didn't touch a drop. And, that, that's a good thing. Poor Madge, hep and bot don't mix, poor, poor girl.

yoko remembers a viral mazursky in the near masterpiece "Into the Night" starring Jeff Goldblum and Michelle Pfeiffer, at her most stunning. Oft-overlooked, the movie is one of the most sane takes on LA and has David Bowie, whom Yoko remembers from back in the day, managing to act quite nicely. But its mazursky--"she's not here, Diane"---who really shines in the gum-snappin' role of a hollywood director. Stretch onward and upward, Paul, yoko loves you forever and forgives you for Scenes from a Mall.

yoko loves echo, and has been at those heathside gatherings and shared in the frustration. Spare us the Cutter! Wonderful analogy, yoko can't wait to check out this new band...thanks radar reviews!

Wow, you mean on average I could make $11.75 before taxes and be unethical AND help some gross sweatshop site whose workers flee when offered a living wage? Great! Is there a Hungarian 1099 form to fill out or do I just have to say "print is dead" every time someone brings up magazines?
Ugh, Denton. Hate her!

Jenjermax, a flack at the ready! Can yoko be one your clients? You're such a go-getter and yoko has lots of ass-blasting pr problems...

A sober yoko was there and, cranky at not being able to have a pre-show beer, found herself transfixed and her mood completely transformed by the power of Siouxsie's performance. She and her band rocked Irving Plaza. Totally fun.
And the songwriting on Mantaray is above and beyond any piece of shit released last year; she completely trounces the 20-something twats. Only Courtney Love is a more fun front woman. But Siouxsie's discipline and skills have the edge over Love's bombastic bravado.

"HOW DO WE SLEEP WHILE OUR BEDS ARE BURNING?!"

oh yoko remembers, she won't ever forget. From our conscience to our grandkid's beds literally burning on this future scorched earch, let this timeless rally cry ring on and on and on...

Earnest makes yoko sad.

But you know, maybe this site--which I'm sure any day now is about to just explode with paid premium ads!, oh I saw you Lipstick Jungle flash your wares here for a day-- should alway have a space for "ads by google" because the hilarity and despair of this post is hammered home by the subsequent "Australian aborigine Ringtones" ad below it. I mean are you fucking kidding me?!

yoko loves this! Beckerman gives such good detail and color, though the copy errors diminish the post just a little...."wearing and American flag pins on their lapels" and "the organization how labor unions..." shame....
more marty!

Watch your back, Stephanie Smith, cause there will be blood.

Oh yoko knows choire's a guy, but she also knows she's just a big ol'girl. One who lusts after Chucky K, too!

Yoko loves 30 Cocks! What breadth and depth to that talented cast...
Yoko hopes Smiley continues his love for the show into a 3rd and 4th season, even though its ratings aren't much better than FNL.

yoko loves refinery 29!

yoko loves this post! It's the perfect Radar post, the good values part of radar, not the "rehabs-crowded-after-Christmas" part of Radar, thought that post was funny and has its place, but more of the former and less of the latter.

Well done, Miss Sicha!

But yoko regrets to inform you that this post is missing a link to Maya Rudolph playing the Castro translator years back in a glorious SNL sketch in which she says "stagFLAtion" over and over in a Castro - Carter interview. Would've made the post just zing!

Gotta go record the wind,
yoko

yoko spies a copy error. Please replace alcohol with alcoholic. Yoko scrubs clean.

yoko love balk. wow. so i guess assigning stories should forever take into account who has the most rabid fanbase sure to post. unbelievable.
CLAYMATES!!! Do the moms know about the world wide web? I'm sure claymates know how to claypost. Go gayken go, do it to it.

nauseating. Wonder if it was the same private rent-a-cop sent to his apartment now protecting her as she makes out with her next indirect victim. Yoko loves a misunderstood black widow as much as the next girl but this spidery waif needs to sit home and keep out of the press. Yoko wants to read chuck kaiser's scoops in peace.

toats on the clueless allusion.

Oh. My. God.

415 comments?! And 14 already here? Someone call publishing and change the site's name to radaronhicks.com, which really has a double resonance if you think about, triple even. Yoko like.

hey, you're welcome, balk! Look forward to reading those reviews...one last quibble though: Wild Turkey dropped a frickin' load of F-bombs in that review. Made Yoko nervous, very nervous.

And oh! I now understand something!: one wants commenting on a site because the more comments a site, like say radaronline, gets, the greater the scroll-down potential to have more ads, see more ads, and, consequently, make more revenue, buy more products, is!

It's like, the column just goes deeper and deeper, growing longer and longer and then, ooooh, aahhh, you feel your colic just start to calm down...

Hiccups and kisses,
Yoko

but my FAVORITE venue is, and always will be, the cover of the new issue of RADAR magazine!--on newstands and at bookstores now! (like Barnes and Nobles where, I hear, Radar consistently is a customer favorite and even sells out, yea!)--riding shotgun on an A-Bomb with my buddy W!

Um, let's not forget to cross-pollinate and promote, k?

SYNERGY NOW!