Heh...why are Scientologists bad at math? Because they've been told 80,000=10 million!

Numbers were down in some places, but LA wasn't "a few people." It was a whole lot of people! Heat, work, school kept some away, as usual. But unlike the scilons, we don't count stats. If we did, it'd be number of fliers handed out. We had around 30 anonymous here, and had to make a Kinkos run to print up more material to hand out.

I know you pore li'l true believers would like to think anonymous has run the course and is beginning to lose interest. You just keep on thinking that!

Meanwhile, we are informing thousands of people every month about the fraud, abuses and criminal enterprises that make up the "church" of Scientology.

See ya in July!
Expect us...

Avast, mateys, we be lovers, not haters! It is out of love that we're tryin to salvage the pore flotsam washed up on Scientology shores, to save them from the pain, grief, sorrow and abuse that dogs Scientology members.

And aye, on June 14, the tide is out, the wind is fair, and we shall hoist anchor yet again to protest Scientology's criminal, fraudulent and abusive acts!

Haul anchor! Heave ho, and hoist the sails, cuz the party boat she's sailin on the outgoing tide, to once more span the globe (turns out it's NOT flat!) with justice, truth, cake, and DANCING!

Join us, ye scurvy knaves, as once more, we set out for justice and booty! (in the form of cake)

"The true and accurate story is that the Freewinds is being restored to better than new condition and no expense has ever been spared in meeting the highest safety standards of any seagoing vessel."

The factual truth, according to sources, is that the Freewinds is packed with deadly blue asbestos, and that boat isn't going anywhere any time soon. So just drop the lying, drop the spin, and eat that delicious justice. DM has been aware of the problem for a decade and chose to ignore it. Now you are trying to act like it didn't happen. Who are we to believe? A Scientologist, or dock officials?

Since there is proof, through Mr. Woodcraft's affidavit, that blue asbestos was first detected on the ship in the early 80s, and that Scientology officials chose to demonstrate incredible negligence for the well being of passenger and crew by continuing to promote trips on it, I think that anybody who has ever set foot on that death ship has a valid and actionable complaint.

Furthermore, local officials who've been feted on the Deathwinds now realize the depth of Scientology negligence. You have exposed them, as well as young sailors, to the deadliest form of asbestos known. And you just admitted to the latter.

Maybe some of those "maritime safety" courses you're bragging about should have included Haz-Mat instruction. I'm betting the people working on that boat weren't provided with adequate safety equipment as required when dealing with dangerous substances.

Cancel those floating congresses and events and kiss that sweet, sweet income goodbye, Karin. The only place that rustbucket's going is Davy Jones' Locker.

I had an ant farm once.
Does that count as "enslaving a population?"
I also participate in World Talk Like A Pirate Day, arrrr!

I got hold of Scientology's 10 page staff application, which they also give to people responding to their bogus "help wanted" ads. There were a lot of questions the state would consider illegal, like "have you ever had psychiatric brain surgery?"
But my favorite question was #10:
Have you ever committed felonies for which you weren't caught?

LOL. That ought to raise a big old red flag right there! "What are your crimes? Tell us, you can trust us!"

Remember, this is what Hubbard said about trust:
"We will never betray your trust AS LONG AS YOU ARE ONE OF US.

Get it?