Brendon is a terrible person. Seriously, I would rather have my eyelids crusted over with AIDS crumbs than see his terrible name on my screen, or read his utterly pointless criticism. Brendon = awful.

That cover (which is obviously photoshopped and, man, do i hope everyone commenting here realizes that) looks like it's a parody of/tribute to the awful Tom Ford Vanity Fair cover. Check it out here: http://cache.defamer.com/hollywood/VF-hollywood06.jpg