universeman's Profile

Age: 28

Things I Loathe: Kaplan, MSU

My Comments

Campus life? When I worked for Kaplan Test Prep and Admissions (what a shitty outfilt!!!!!) I had to go to this campus every year. If you don't have a map you can't find ANYTHING, and even with a map it's not easy to make your way around. It's like some fag decided to scatter art and random buildings around the campus in a deliberate attempt to make it impossible to get from point A to point B in a straight line, or even an oval line.

If you go to this shithole of a campus you'll need a personal navigator, as well as an interpretor. United Nations is in New York? No way. It's in East Lansing. If anyone (including the professsors) speaks English as his or her first language, you've got proof that God exists because it's a miracle. I spent fifteen minutes on this campus before I heard English for the first time one year.

And, let's face it, the men's basketball team lost to George Mason University two years ago. I mean, really! George Mason? Who the fuck ever heard of them? And this is a Big Ten school? Yeah, right.

If this is the best Big Ten school you can afford, then go here. If you can afford community college instead, choose that. Oakland University is a better layout and atmosphere than MSU. For that matter, I'm sure George Mason is better too.

Posted by: universeman on August 31, 2007 1:15 AM


 
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