you people are tragically funny... really. You just don't seem to get it, do you?
Is the best thing you can say about where you went to school that you got to fuck some bitch in the ass? congratu-fucking-lations, stud, here's a penny for your incredible success in life.

I'm sure you can give the appropriate answer on your next job interview:

Interviewer: What marketable skills do you have?
You: Well, I can fuck a dumb bitch in the ass.

See you on COPS.