i don't pay close enough attention to jezebel to be able to distinctly rate its individual contributors, but i know that moe has been major presence on the site and...ugh.

i will keep an open mind -- maybe moe's stuff here will be more in the radar mold. all i can say is, i miss the vintage gawker voice -- i'm not ready for this renaissance of earnestness, righteousness and *feelings* that jezebel represents. radar, i thought, was holding out pretty well against that surge.

please continue. please. i don't want to read 6 raw honest paragraphs about your passion for obama. i want the glib, whimsically cruel one-liners that i can relate to.

and in case you were courting female readers, well, i am. so there.

ok, whatever. /rant.