um hey hi maybe i can shed some light on this:

i worked at pirate's cove. i dont have the crap lil striped faux-pirate shirt there but hey maybe someday someone can produce one and we'll swab some DNA on it. it was just a stupid job man, i mean, a kids park where bigger kids operated the rides? is that really so radical and crazy?

i worked there. shit. grab the delorean and let's take a ride