I'm sorry, but just because you want to fuck them, that does not change the fact that those "hot chicks" are the female equivalent of douchebags. Three inch finger nails? Spray-on tans? Stripey highlights? Belly-button bling? Men are simply less critical of questionable taste and showy bodies on women.

The signs of simpering were always there. Sure, at 14 I was way into "Head Over Feet," but it's a bit painful to remember lyrics like "You treat me like I'm a princess/I'm not used to liking that...you ask how my day was." Let's face it, "You Oughta Know" was the pissed-off flip-side to the chick who goes gaga over a man who treats her with basic courtesy.

well you've got my love, hailey! your recent analysis of the hills really seals it. but i just have to point out that for those of us too lazy for subtext, GG packs a way more entertaining punch. you refer to an "in joke" on GG in this article, while the hills is only ever unintentionally funny. and no one on the hills ever has sex in the back of a car. would you even want them to? they are hot but somehow unsexy, whereas i would fuck pretty much anyone on GG, including the parents.

I watched it after 2 episodes of 90210, which included sex, drugs, "rock 'n' roll" (OK, that guy from The Heights), lies, betrayal, AND parental death flashbacks. But I have to say, the GG cast is way hotter, and looks less middle-aged. I suppose that wins them some points.

I think these pictures are going to start a new baby boom, and hipsters will start dressing their children up as polar bears and naming them "Knutella" and "Snuggles." But then Wilbaer will grow up and people will see him tearing an otter to shreds or something and all those poor kids will disown their parents.

TGIF!

yeah, i'm willing to forgive the shilling, but not so much the philosomophising. besides, i'm "empowered" with enough debt as it is.

No need to bring weed...you can buy it at gas stations there!

Why is she a hag for wanting to debate? Let's keep our insults un-gendered, people. Or at least appropriate to the complaint, i.e. "Hillary's been all over with a hideous haircut! What a nerd!" or "Hillary's been accusing Obama of plagiarizing things everyone says! How desperate!" Is that so hard?

Are they passing the torch from Cherry Garcia? If they love him more than Jerry, he MUST be special.

I resent the implication that we pre-Millenials are somehow more emotionally stable.

I think The Secret is written in code, like scientology but less obvious, and if you find out how to understand it, it gives you REAL secrets that lead to $30 million, the ability to inspire millions of people, and cashmere pajamas. Obama is on his way to mastery, although Oprah is holding out the FINAL Secret until he proves he can beat Hillary with his mind: where to get the best pizza in the country.

Ladies can be homoerotic too!

OK, so I only watched one talk show all week, but Jon Stewart DESTROYED Jonah Goldberg on Wednesday, and it was glorious to watch. Granted he had the audience just by holding up the guy's idiotic book cover (a smiley face with a Hitler 'stache), but I loved watching him ream the latest fucktard to write a book essentially saying "I know so many things! Let me tie them together in a dazzlingly over-simplified way!"

Is this going to lead to a breastfeeding craze amongst high school girls? It might work well with our current sex-ed plan.

It's about time--I'm so tired of having to sit on a giant cock everywhere I go!