CHARMING THE MOTHER! -
Look, the tools advice was not great, but it was not bad either, but what he should have told you was to get your girlfriend to give you some inside tips. Ask your girlfriend what her mother's likes and dislikes are. Who would know the mom better than the daughter...right? Find out what the mother's favorite flowers, candies, and food are. Maybe make dinner for the family with all her favorites? Make sure to ask your girlfriend what her mother's pet peeves are. The more you know about a person you are trying to win over the easier it is. But most importantly, never ever show your girlfriend any disrespect or humiliation in front of the parental units. Because in the end the way to a mother's heart is through her daughter's!

Are you seriously letting this tool give advice....and not very good advise....
LISTEN BED WETTER...girl you got issues, if you are wetting the bed when drinking then you have no business drinking. I do not think you need to go to AA but if this is a natural occurance for you then sweetie put the bottle down. And why the hell are you running away...if you really liked this guy then you should have been "OOPS MY BAD...BABY GET UP I JUST PISSED ALL OVER THE BED!" Then you should have proceeded to clean up your fucking mess. Girl I would not be surprised if he never talked to you again...running away and leaving him to clean up your piss. Shame on you..you give women a bad name for shit like that. Shit I would send him flowers, candy and a cleaning crew girl! Own up to your mistake and if he take you back then he really is into and does not care about your weak bladder. If he blows you off, then just move on girl! Damn I swear.......