It makes sense you "don't like [our] Clintons." The Clintons are the only Democrats since LBJ to get into the White House and actually get shit done, leaving the country in better shape after they left office. Now you're getting played like a fiddle by a boomer who's crafted his rhetoric to be the equivalent of unicorns and pixie dust: hope! Change! Let's try to get a game of pick-up on the iCal with Ahmadinejad! We've read the labeling on the Clintons, and we don't care about high levels of craftiness or devious scheming: they're politicians, not day-care workers. After the election, watch your credit card statement from a charge from "Oprah's President of 2008 Club." The beyotch *will* bill you.

That's where Xers and Millennials really differ: we smelled bullshit at your age. You couldn't wrap it in a rainbow and peddle it as CHANGE. We called people on it - just like Paul Davis called Tinkerbell on it.

Hey, Obama: cool wand.