You really aren't anybody in this business until you've fired Ken Layne.

I blame this on all the doe-eyed Balk worshipers who followed him over here. Get your asses back over there and make with the funny until they hire Molls back.

Sure, it'll be faked and forced and you'll feel like you're dying inside, but why should you guys have it better than the editors?

It's like Hollywood, with a 'B'!

Love.

Did anybody else think of Maris from Frasier when they read this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1dZHjfg13Y

Who's John McCain? I thought the nomination was over.

I'm looking forward to the natural conclusion of this trend, when coaches stand on opposite sides of the bar and throw babies back and forth.

The knee-jerk cynicism of Generation X has blossomed into full-on bitterness.

If GenY can rise above it, we might actually have a future.

Give us hell, Alex.

Good luck running the world.