Geez, you certainly are a clever fellow. Actually, it turns out the candidate was in Chicago that Sunday morning -- and in Miami later that afternoon -- just not in attendance at the church service. I suppose you might have waited until later in the day to get confirmation of his schedule. (The in-Chi correction appeared in the Chicago Tribune and the WaPo.) So are you sharing some of that omelet with newsmax and the Times?

Oh, and next time you have to leave the tri-county area, here's a travel tip: Airplanes are fast.