The submission form seems to be broken and I haven't gotten a response to my letter to the webmaster from last thursday, so I'm going to submit my pitch here. Think I've got a snowball's chance?

Pitch:
Billy Madison meets An Indecent Proposal
Premise:
When their assisted living center faces bankruptcy, it's up to a nubile group of Down Syndrome patients to raise money fast. They have no inhibitions, and with the help of some local businessmen who have no scruples, anything is possible!
Tagline:
Down Syndrome girls don't know that it's wrong!
Cast:
Michelle Trachtenberg - Downer #1
Evan Rachel Wood - Downer #2
Amanda Bynes - Downer #3
Kristen Bell - Downer #4
William H Macy - Owner of a shady mens club / nude car wash who's happy to help them out.
David Spade - Runs an escort service for socially challenged men
Norm MacDonald - Clueless director of the clinic, who doesn't know where the "donations" are coming from!