Who the hell is this Indian Mr. Rogers guy? You should have started out this video with some "beautiful day in the neighborhood."

We linked this on Valleywag--that should help boost your total web traffic this month to ~300 uniques. You're welcome.

--Nick

Wouldn't a quick switch to bulimia be a much more efficient solution? Or is that as hard as batting lefty?

wow, this was freakin horrible. talk about putting the "try" in "try-hard."

we wouldn't even put this shit on gridskipper.

"And, you know, like..." that is a Gawker Media trademarked comedic / snark device. Please stop infringing.

you've got this uberdouche / faux-techie writing anti-Google propoganda for you guys now? ugh. mofo writes like he's 12.

this is so great it makes me want to go "purchase" Cory's awesome book, published by the prestigious new york publishing company named "Open Source."

a bit fratty, definitely not Gawker-level, but perhaps acceptable for a homepage of this nature.

bandit35 -- AEPi? woo!