wow--this is so obviously fiction...and annoying.

what kind of endorsement is it, if, when the world's press is watching (not to mention a gazillion viewers) that the functional part of the product malfunctions, and has to be removed? I'm sure there is a lot of design that goes into the frames as well, but their primary purpose is to hold the lenses--the ones that had to be removed because they fogged up!!!!

is it any wonder his daughter is estranged from him?!

or they could just change the tag-line from "what will your mother tell the neighbors" to "come on, you know this is one of the your favorite benefits of team sports, besides the constant ass patting and locker room group nudity "!

christian bale's father was married to gloria steinem (yes, that gloria steinem) and christian bale has a very close relationship with her...seems odd that he would assault his mom and sister, as i just assumed he was a feminist...however, it seems that there is probably more going on than has been reported.

...maybe she only wants him for a fishing buddy.

i'm just saying, "if it quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck..." in other words, as the t-shirt says, "if you let us marry each other we'll stop marrying you!"

maybe angel merkel justs wants to avoid running into her boundary-less, back-rubbing colleague, W.

we've all done that before...changed plans to avoid the office space-invader!

i would also say that those "urbane tomboys" could also be called "pre-lesbians"...speaking strickly from my own experience, of course.

yesterday on "meet the press" so-called republican "wordsmith" peggy noonan was dumbstruck by richardson's beard. considering the frequent use of beards (albeit of a slightly different nature) in the republican party (larry craig's wife, david dreier's dates), i was surprised by her stupor:

MR. RUSSERT: Peggy Noonan, thoughts on Bill Clinton, Bill Richardson?

MS. NOONAN: I, I am struck by how, how with his beard, Bill Richardson looks like Rod Steiger in Dr. Zhivago. He has startled me. I was saying, "That's not Bill Richardson. And who in the heck is that guy?"