Alright, let's talk about these "assists". While walking somewhere two days ago, Nyssa and Meredith were stopped by two VMs. They were offered 'nerve assists' with big smiles and claims that it was "better than a massage!" They turned it down b/c there's actually a team of volunteer masseuses in town that any of us could visit instead of letting some random person with a plastic smile poke us. It cost them a minute of their time (because they took the time to politely decline instead of outright ignoring) and they have no regrets. As for the 'locational assist', I looked it up in the handbook linked to in your fake press-release. You know, the one that calls my provost Mark McNamee a she/her. Here's an example of how that would go if you were standing on the South end of campus. "Look at that building." "That's AJ, that's where Stack and Emily died." "Look at that picnic table." "That's where Stack used to stand around and bullshit with everyone." Never mind that the only end result of this craptastic exercise is that you forget what was bothering you instead of addressing it. My point is that maybe when you do it YOU SHOULDN'T BE WHERE A HORRIBLE EVENT HAPPENED. Unfortunately this happened in our home, so it's kind of hard to get away from. Why are you still here? I thought you'd left, but Nat says he was accosted by you on campus yesterday. Hand to God, if you stick around beyond the end of this week we will call the cops on your collective ass.

Also Friday everyone in the country was supposed to wear maroon and/or orange to show support, you yellow-shirted putzes.

We want you gone. We wish you'd never come.

I'm a Tech senior, ME major w/ poss. English minor. This gives me the lucky distinction of knowing both the shooter and the people he killed. First off, Seung NEVER GOT treatment. [[alpanp, i'm talking to you.]] He was ordered to by a judge, but never did.

And as for YOU, daden! Here's some yap-yap for you from someone who's called campus her home for the last four years: You know why despite other religions I'm unaffiliated with sending chaplains, I'm not complaining about them? Because they didn't set up a Giant Yellow Tent directly in front of our memorial on Friday. And they weren't handing out blue mini-flyers in front of the Lyric on Saturday. (Thanks for littering our downtown, by the way!)

The only reassurance is that we never saw anyone talking to them more than politeness dictated.

LRH = paranoid schizophrenic writer
Seung Cho = paranoid schizophrenic writer

Get the hell out of our town and don't come back.