This guy needs a film deal. Congratulations to him for bilking the bloated corporate money machine out of a few bucks!

Thank god somebody out there is calling all these 'chefs' out on this kind of crap. Seriously, just give the food to me and let me decide if it tastes worth a damn. I hate truffles, cilantro and foams.

Keep up the excellent work, Mr. Bourdain. You lead and I'll follow, bitching the whole way.