And for the majority of all the assholes posting here who are most likely UM people, whether graduates or just degenerates who could never get in yet are still UM slappies, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thanks for the greatest recruiting tool MSU has EVER had! GO ASU!

Go visit East Lansing RIGHT now and tell me what you think.

No, State has never touted themselves as an elite academic institution. However, how about one of the top 30 business schools in the NATION, out of 406 universities offering business degrees! For those of us dumb fuck MSU grads that didn't learn or don't have the ability to learn at such a university, that's better than the 90th percentile. How about the nationally ranked #2 supply chain degree, behind only MIT; #14 education program, tied with NYU; #19 accounting degree, one slot behind Cornell; #55 engineering school, right behind ND; 70th ranked overall undergrad program, private or public. SHOULD I KEEP GOING???? Sounds like one of the worst schools in the nation, huh?

All these rankings come from U.S. News, which our courageous author had to cap on because they are the only rankings that mean anything and that people actually take seriously.

Though we may have been in the past, we are not currently a football school. Ever hear of a man named Tom Izzo?? Go find a D-1 college bball coach with his track record over the past 10 years. Not to mention he has to recruit these kids to play in the center of this shit-hole of a state.

Just to echo some of the comments already stated, good luck to the grads of these schools that this author must hold in such high esteem. Good luck when you actually have to look someone in the eyes on the job and hold a normal conversation after spending four years of your life with your head in a book and a thumb up your ass. And I wish them the best if they should EVER come near a pussy.

I don't feel I need to comment on the glorious campus life at MSU, because frankly it's pretty obvious, and those that have commented before me pretty much hit it on the head.

Obviously this pole-smoke of an author didn't do much research for this story, and it appears as if he has some sort of ax to grind. Perhaps his ex boyfriend who gave him chlamydia went to State? Perhaps it was JBardeen, who's obviously speaking from experience. BillR, you're a fucking scrote, enough said.

JMAT's PIMP. SMOKE GREEN! SNORT WHITE!!!!