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The '60's rocked at State. My MSU short-story prof told me, "In ten years there won't be an intelligent person at this university. Leave now." Great academic counselling!...In the Fall of '66 MSU booked Timothy Leary whose advice, "Turn on, tune in, and drop out," I happily followed. I interviewed Leary 20 years later, and with eyes like a shocked rabbit he said, "Yes, MSU defeated Notre Dame that weekend 8-0. Kill, Bubba, Kill."...There were lots of arrests because MSU had the largest Police Admin dept., in the world; 25% of that titanic campus was razor-wired off-limits for Cop Cadets who were sent forth with one mission: arrest the spoiled little fuckers!...The entire Greek system needed serious drinkie-poo rehab; I de-pledged DU when I learned not one of those stupid farmers smoked weed...ROTC was silly, prepping us for sharp-shooting in 'Nam. My student superior officer spring a boner and "wrestled" with me in his starchy uniform, the perfect gay blond Nazi. But he was okay compared to the Hitlerian dweebs who were already property of the U.S. Armed Forces. Most of 'em got fragged by their own troops at Da Nang...Sex back then required a full-on tool-kit: Emko vaginal contraceptive foam (P-ffffft!) half-pint bottles of Arriba, and lamb-skin condoms...The speed & psychedelics were excellent. My first roommate arrived for his Frosh year with a huge Folgers Crystals jar filled with 5 mg bennies. "Where'd you get those?" I asked breathlessly. He replied, "My mom's a nurse; she wants me to do good here." My next roommate didn't fuck around; he had 20mg black-beauties. And there were some dumb loadies there; I sold more cannibis-free Iowa stink-weed on that campus than I had ever hoped, banana peels too...Ahhh, memories.

Posted by: Rattyguy on August 31, 2007 5:00 PM


 
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