I for one welcome our return to a currency based on the shininess of rocks. That makes a lot more sense than one that's based on the strength of your economy, because everyone loves rocks, as long as they're shiny.

I appreciate a candidate that wants to make a world where I have to guess at how many fingers I will find in my can of almonds and turn my house into a fortress to keep out marauding gangs of vigilantes and mercenaries.

I vote for Paultopia; I vote for Ron Paul.

Incidentally, I also hate Journalists, bankErs, ivory toWer academics, and liberalS.