prolific - producing offspring, young, fruit, etc., abundantly; highly fruitful

BOOYAH!

oh, and i will write that article. but i need some things first. 1) a tree, plant, shrub or bush 2) a baby of normal weight and height 3) parole.

this could be the stupidest piece of material written since "Where the Sidewalk Ends." (no plot, no character development, predictable ending.) John Clarke Jr., when you were busy studying hard at whatever community college you attended, did you dream of one day writing something as prolific as "If the AP obit team has written your death notice, could you possibly live forever?" What a waste of time, space and imaginary ink. If you were trying to be smart, you're not. If you were trying to be funny, you definitely are not. I'm not getting the point you are trying to make, but all i know is that John Clarke Sr. is probably ashamed of his dim witted, hokey, toothless (totally guessing) son. But I cant wait for future articles you're dreaming up right now while staring out your Studio apartment window, like "Plant a tree, kill a child?" or "Cosby; Fact or Fiction."

keep up the awful work dumbass.