Kewgr's Profile

Website: http://wwwkewgrluv.blogspot.com/

Age: 5, in dog years

Things I Love: Balk... what? what? I'm not a stalker. Oh, I-stalker, yeah probably Monty Python, single malt scotch, BalknChain '07 there's more, but I'm too lazy to continue

Things I Loathe: And now he's dead..

On My Radar: Radar, NY Times, SLC Outsider

My Comments

Wow, writing late.
Yes, NJ will not allow NY to take our sleazy governor title. NY even had to borrow a NJ whore. See?
*God that's depressing..

Posted by: Kewgr on March 18, 2008 9:01 AM

This is why you reign supreme

Posted by: Kewgr on March 16, 2008 9:10 PM

@Jolie: sorry Dirty Dancing nor Ghost did a thing for me, Roadhouse however did. Damn I'm a hick. Also, BALK!!

Posted by: Kewgr on March 5, 2008 10:13 PM

Pffft, they'll suck at that too. Hill will look way hotter bikini'ed up wind surfing.
Meet me at Snark Bar!!

Posted by: Kewgr on January 10, 2008 10:16 AM

BALK!!!
i could definately use a little more Balk around *sigh*

Posted by: Kewgr on January 9, 2008 3:43 PM

Balk! Meet me at Snark Bar!!!
that is all..

Posted by: Kewgr on January 9, 2008 2:02 PM

I'll take the body of Pitt on my tongue as I worship, thanks

Posted by: Kewgr on January 7, 2008 4:49 PM


 
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