"You libs crack me up. That and your horrendous spelling. ... Obama is half white, have slave trader black!"

Err, you must be having a good laugh at your own expense right now, numbnuts.

Well, at least more qualified than the Republican genius holding up a sign celebrating John McCain as a "Mavrick."

"I know I have become the intellectual engine of the conservative movement."

Keeping with the metaphor here, that is why the "conservative movement," after being stalled on the side of the highway for so many decades, and having accomplished nothing in politics (certainly very little in the policy arena) except the dumbing down of discourse and the substitution of insult for debate, has now crashed head on into a brick wall and disintegrated into a million little pieces.

Rush's words should be read as a statement of lament. Instead, he is proud. Idiot.

WTF is wrong with O'Connor, agreeing to appear without her co-author? Did Robin ever agree to fight crime without Batman? I don't think so. Stopping hogging the limelight that is America's Election Headquarters.

So I'm looking at the picture, and I still can't tell...which one isn't the douchebag?

It was Gen Y porn stars that made ATM popular. If you want to wear that badge proudly, please, by all means...

Wow, that was depressing. Lewis Black parodying some fat, gay, Britney-obsessed teenager who's going to end up hanging himself in his closet. What's next, Led Zeppelin scouring youtube for videos of junior high bands so they'll have some songs to cover on their upcoming tour?

You guys need a Don't Recommend It option.

You went into her house, opened one of her books, took pictures of the markings she made in them, and posted them on the internet. You are a kook.

There was a cock in Fight Club? I don't remember that scene. Must've blocked it out.

In related news, the guy from Sling Blade has been offered a spot on the Harvard debate team. Mmm hmm.