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My buddy's an EL cop and he says there's nothing more fun than Welcome Week. During the Final Four it's just one night of drunken idiocy followed by some nightstick action, but Welcome Week stretches from Wednesday to early Sunday morning. That means four nights to beat the crap out of 22-year-old coked-up dorks.

They say that most of the drugged up folks they encounter on the streets are male, when they realize they aren't going to get laid they just load up on the artificial joy, usually ending up on some sidewalk with their hand down their pants and a blank stare. He also says that chlamydia is pretty rampant around town and the treatment for guys is very painful, the people at Olin do a booming business in that.

It IS interesting that JMAT wants to fuck the author in the ass then hopes that the author is male. It's not surprising that a phony macho man like JMAT goes both ways, homosexuality is very typical for the roid-raging shaved chest hemp necklace pretty boys in EL.

So keep on partying, date raping, and starting fights because your HGH use has reverted you to 14 years of age, the cops enjoy beating your asses and ringing you up on criminal charges. You DO know that those charges follow you around when you apply for jobs?

Posted by: JBardeen on August 27, 2007 11:12 AM


 
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