Seriously. Do you have a job???

Um, I dispute your comments about CAIR, for starters. But you can yourself go GOOGLE up some "reputable" news reports about anti-Muslim incidents in the United States after 9/11, if you like!

One hears what one hears. Your mileage may vary.

Did I leave my big bag of exclamation points behind when I went off to jury duty?

1. Oh honey, I don't report! I'm a blogger.

2. You'll notice I *ascribed no motives* to the missing ring. I don't wear my rings every day either!

It's merely of interest in this photo-crazy age. We are all stalkers now!

You should read here more often, Douche: we've frequently written about the bailout as a fairly stupid and pretty much terribly bad idea.

Wow, sorry, Nick Denton fired everyone while I was writing this. JESUS. Fixed!

Yes, it has to do with her GENDER. That's why people are upset that she's a right-wing horroshow who makes rape victims pay for their own rape kits. In fact, I think she's getting treated better on that than if a male politician had allowed such.

LADIES, PLEASE. I AM TRYING TO NAP!

OMG the ketamine is SO BACK. Good call.

No, totally--for one thing, I'm conflating and collapsing (no pun intended!) investment banks, government sponsored enterprises, hedge funds and all sorts of things for ease of 8-year-olds. I mean, if my adult friends who own stocks can't quite get the difference between financial institutions, I'm sure not going to hurt SF-J's kidlings with all that!

Word on the street is that poor "Knight Rider" is back (or now over) at the Weinstein Company. That's sort of beside the point, as none of us will probably ever see it. (And for the record, Miramax Books, nor Miramax films, is not affiliated with the Weinsteins; it is Disney, through Buena Vista.)

No outrage here. I ain't getting no year-end bonus—what do I care?

I have two t-shirts that read "Sorry they couldn't be as well known as the Choire Sicha." They're considered very funny between 9th and 10th streets, but only between Avenue A and First Avenue.

And it's true what Andrew says! The more the merrier, baby. Looking forward to it.

That's a good point--the gambling stuff was pretty brilliant!

I emailed the author this morning, asking for an interview, but haven't heard back. Would love to talk with him about that in particular. Perhaps he is hiding from his email today! Gays can be frightening.