Bento's Profile

Age: 32

Things I Love: My nephew, my cats, traveling, Star Trek, Taylor Hicks, The Boogie Board, The Headstones,

Things I Loathe: mfoya, Tom Cruise, backstabbers, My job

My Comments

Wow shockit! You totally convinced me! You are a complete and total stranger and yet, your assertion that you know the reporter and can vouch for him and his thoughts and feelings and even his sources is so very strong that I believe every word of it now!

How DARE Taylor Hicks and Caroline Lyders try to pull something over on us! I am appalled!! I will never again be able to look at either of them without wanting to yell "You liars!" at them! I will never go to another concert of Hicks' as long as I live (that lying sack of crap). I'm so sorry that I wasted any time and money on him in the first place.


(That was sarcasm, btw. A lot of people here don't seem to understand the concept, so I am spelling it out. Get it? I think you are all nuts and sorely in need of some entertainment. I can hardly wait until Taylor's new album comes out and I can get back to a show.)

Posted by: Bento on February 5, 2008 3:31 PM

The stupid on this page is so heavy it actually hurts.

Radar - You keep doing what you're doing.

Gullible Masses - You keep pretending Radar is on your side. That will make it easier to face yourselves in the mirror.

Posted by: Bento on February 5, 2008 3:14 PM

HAHAHAHA!!

Oh, I'm laughing at burl12! I didn't think there were people actually THAT stupid on the planet! Tell me - how do you type without your helmet slipping over your eyes? How do you dress yourself in the mornings?

Oh it must be so very hard to be that gullible. I pity you. Please, for the good of humanity, sterilize yourself before you reproduce.

Posted by: Bento on February 5, 2008 2:58 PM

Wow. I don't know what's sadder - the people who believe this "sham" or that the believers don't get that Radar is making fun of them.

mmm mmm mmm

So very sad.

Posted by: Bento on February 5, 2008 2:42 PM

Well, we aren't ALL crazy. Personally, I don't care WHO he fucks, but to even come close to comparing him to Michael Bolton just proves you have never seen him perform on his own tour. That makes me sad for you.

Posted by: Bento on January 17, 2008 4:04 PM


 
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