May I suggest boyish New York afternoon anchor Sue Simmons for this honor?

This is a brilliant, informative piece of social satire. Keep em coming boys and girls.

Hilarious. Way to go Hailey Eber.

Actually, Leroy: I can think of a worse voice for the talking penis. George W. Bush.

"I'd like to spread energy and light within my sphere of influence." She certainly lived up to her word.

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God only knows what Joseph Smith was on when he received the Book of Mormon. We already know that L Ron Hubbard was on acid and other hard drugs when he was inventing Scientology.

I agree. It's amazing and utterly shameless of this woman to describe herself with a straight face as Britney's "friend." With friends like these.....

Anyone for Tina Fey?

Courtney Love, absolutely. She gives some of the best interviews around. They may be scattershot, insane and hard to swallow sometimes--but they're always hilarious, brilliant and totally authentic. One of the best read of any of 'em, too.

Cute. But Amy Winehouse is still the best singer her generation.

Very tasteful item to read the day after Thanksgiving. Poor Boy. Wasn't he supposed to be bisexual?

Kaiser is great. Keep him coming.

Hillary's gone through a number of high-profile "gurus" over the years. Most of them, from Tikkun's Michael Lerner to the Children Defense Fund's Marian Wright Edelman---have been thrown aside for political expedience. The Clinton way, I guess.

Richard Johnson is a scary,. racist, homophobic, sexist , vindictive man. He and the NY Post deserve eachother.

I vote for Mervinsky.

Radar is brilliant....and brave. Great cover, and great package. Keep up the good work.

Hendrik is kind of a pretentious ass, but a smart guy, nonetheless.

Hendrik is kind of a pretentious ass, but a smart guy, nonetheless.

Um....this is gross. What's up with the Japanese anyway?

Very enlightening. Now can you post a similar feature on cheap crack?

I'd like to sniff me some Neel Shah. Is that acceptable?

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This is great and really funny. It's about time someone called these dreadful people and things out.

Especially Oprah....And Cupcakes.

Anthony Bourdain is a genius. And a bitch.

Anthony Bourdain is a genius. And a bitch.

Kudos to Radar for publishing such a great piece of work. What does Cory Doctorow look like?

Kudos to Radar for publishing such a great piece of work.

All the candidates are pretty scary, I think. Rudy just looks the scariest.

All the candidates are pretty scary, I think. Rudy just looks the scariest.

Becks may be overrated as a soccer player, but he sure isn't overrated as a stud.

Overrated? Nick Denton! Gawker! and General Petreaus.