Eva Longoria gave new meaning to the term Desperate Housewife, wearing an
over-the-top embellished monokini.

Beyonce is one of the most Bootylicious star on the beach, so why did she
decide to cover her bum in tacky beach fashion?

Aubrey O’Day could have been arrested for indecent exposure, wearing a
fringed bottom, which barely covered up her lady parts!

Tara Reid made sure to be noticed in her neon bikini.

Reese Witherspoon definitely showed off her bikini boobs with her
dramatically lowcut swimsuit, but why did she have to wear those far from
flattering bottoms over it?

Paris Hilton channeled The Matrix with her futuristic swimsuit flop.

Anne Hathaway nipped out with her unlined one-piece, which failed to show
off her fab figure.

Brooke Hogan tried out the Rastafarian look with her bikini, looking like a
Spring Breaker in Jamaica.

Not only was Coco Austin’s white bikini see-thru, but it failed to cover up
her awesomely huge assets.

Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson rolled the dice with her pink bikini – and
lost!