“Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time.”
Victoria Beckham said of David Beckham’s underwear work, “It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
When Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson travelled to Peru together, paparazzi snapped photos of Owen in sopping wet underwear, which left little to the imagination and showed off the size of his equipment.
Dame Judi Dench happened to see Daniel Craig's “most treasured possesion” while filming Casino Royale and let slip that it’s “an absolute monster!”
Porn star Corina Taylor, Jared Leto’s ex, said of her three years in porn, “Jared was the most I ever had to work with.”
Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” unrated music video had balloons that read “ROBIN THICKE HAS A BIG D—K.” Paula Patton had this to say about it: “Robin’s like, ‘Listen, if I’m, you know, in the Miami Heat’s locker room, I don’t know where I stand, but.…’ But I think that the statement is fairly accurate!”
James Woods jokes about the size of his member. His best was a response to a rumor that a former lover super-glued his penis to his leg. “Well, actually, it was to my ankle.”
Bobbie Brown, the hottie in Warrant’s 1990 “Cherry Pie,” music video had a one-night encounter with Leonardo DiCaprio. “When I pulled his pants down I was like, ‘Holy sh-t.’ I’d just been with Tommy Lee, but Leo looked huge.”
Janice Dickinson named Liam Neeson “Biggest Penis of Any Man Alive.” She said, “He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out.”
Tom Jones’ manhood has been Hollywood gossip for 50 years. According to Cosmo he named is body part “Wendell” as it means “wanderer or seeker.”
Director Lars Von Trier had a body double for Willem Dafoe for the scene in Antichrist where he cuts off his own penis. According to Von Trier, the actor is so well-endowed that “everybody got very confused when they saw it.”
According to Snooki hooking up with Vinny Guadagnino was “like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.” Ouch.
The force is strong with two Jedis and a dozen of Tinseltown’s real-life Dirk Digglers in this look at Hollywood’s most well-endowed stars.