On Kendra Wilkinson: “Women should be green with envy. Hank Bassett scored!”(Photo: Bauer-Griffin)

On Audrina Patridge: “After shedding all 140 pounds of Justin Bobby, Audrina is looking fit.” (Photo: Pacific Coast News)

On Karina Smirnoff: “She may have not have won Dancing with the Stars this season, but her body is banging.” (Photo: Fame Pictures)

On Holly Madison: “She looks like every man’s island fantasy.”

On Whitney Port: “Whether she is in living in The Hills or in The City, Whitney looks great. She has a model’s physique that serves her well.” (Photo: Splash News)

On Vanessa Minnillo: “The former Miss USA still reigns supreme. She looks natural and beautiful.” (Photo: Splash News)

On Kim Kardashian: “She makes a great beach bunny. She is extremely comfortable in her own skin, and it shows.” (Photo: Splash News)

On Heidi Klum: “She should run[a]way from this outfit. Her body is definitely “in” though. She puts the super in supermodel!” (Photo: Splash News)

On Gretchen Rossi: “With a body like that, I’m not sure how much housework this Housewife does, but she’s certainly spending a lot of time in the gym.” (Photo: Bauer-Griffin)

On Tyra Banks: “She takes the medal for looking fierce. Work it!”. (Photo: Bauer-Griffin)