There was nothing flattering about Mariah Carey’s dramatically plunging
one-piece!

Snooki partied on the Jersey Shore, failing to notice that her neon bikini
was giving her a wedgie

Coco’s ill-fitting leopard print swimsuit, didn’t exactly accentuate her
best assets to perfection.

Tara Reid was hanging out in a zebra print triangle top.

The cut of Beyonce’s one-piece failed to elongate her superior stems.

Mischa Barton tried to cover up with denim shorts, but the high-waisted
style made matters worse for her.

Modern Family star Julie Bowen wasn’t looking her very best in this brightly hued bikini.

Katherine Heigl failed to rock this string bikini to perfection.

Lisa Rinna brought the girls out to play in skimpy rock and roll bikini.

Serena Williams covered up her bikini boobs in a properly sized bandeau top, but her teeny tiny bottoms weren’t quite proportional.