A Bird In The Hand … Lindsay Lohan Curiously Covers Crotch On Night Out In U.K.

Lindsay Lohan placed her hands in some curious places — over her lady bits, to be precise — as she hit up London’s One Embankment for the DKNY Men's Spring/Summer show late Sunday.

Lindsay Lohan placed her hands in some curious places — over her lady bits, to be precise — as she hit up London’s One Embankment for the DKNY Mens Spring/Summer show late Sunday.

Lindsay Lohan placed her hands in some curious places — over her lady bits, to be precise — as she hit up London’s One Embankment for the DKNY Men’s Spring/Summer show late Sunday.

Lohan, 27, seemed to have to prevent her wardrobe — a sheer black Donna Karan dress — from malfunctioning on the outing.

The Mean Girls star literally had to keep the awkward posture the entire night, causing us to ponder why she wore it out in the first place.

The Liz & Dick star has dabbled in fashion over the years, most famously with her now-defunct leggings line, 6126.

Back in the states, the leggy starlet’s mother Dina chose Father’s Day to renew her never-ending feud with Lindsay’s father Michael via a stinging Facebook post.