Brittany Murphy was trying to be funny in 2008 when she made a sly comment about her ex-boyfriend, Ashton Kutcher, and his marriage to Demi Moore. She told David Letterman, "I suppose the crux of their relationship basically means to him that age doesn't matter and to her that size doesn't matter.
Mariah Carey may like Nick Cannon's private parts, but his ex Selita Ebanks described his package as just "eh!"
Kate Gosselin wasn't the only woman to hate on her ex-husband, Jon Gosselin. "He was so small, I didn't think he would cheat on me," his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman said in 2009 after they broke up. He's hung like a nine-year-old boy. I'm serious. This is true.
"I have a penis like an egg in a nest," the Jackass star said in an interview with Rolling Stone. "It looks like a light switch. Seriously."
Pictures of Jude Law in swim shorts in 2005 caused a riot when it seemed like he was having shrinkage issues. One publicist said, "He's no Tommy Lee, that's for sure."
"Let me tell you, it ain't nothing to f**king write home about!" Collin Farrell has said about his package.
Clark Duncan bashed his Armageddon costar Ben Affleck's size when he said, "Don't get me wrong, ladies, Ben is cool, but I've seen the guy naked and c'mon, man! I was not impressed at all."
The retired NBA player’s package has been described as small and ashy according to Bossip.com.
Rumor has it that the rapper doesn't have much to be proud of below the belt.
Author Karrine Steffans described her intimate encounter with Usher: "This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. I'd f**k Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again."
Eminem's ex-wife Kim Mathers slammed the rapper in 2007, claiming he was not very well-endowed. She added, “If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”
Some of Hollywood’s hottest hunks may have huge egos, but those egos are making up for something much smaller: their tiny packages. From Ashton Kutcher to Usher and Nick Lachey, these are the celebrity men who don’t really have bragging rights when it becomes to their below-the-belt assets.