Madonna & Justin Bieber: She’s: Like a virgin and he’s, well…like a virgin.

Mike “The Situation” & Cameron Diaz: Can you imagine the abs their kids will have?

Charlie Sheen & Britney Spears: Both seem to like the smooth bald look.

Courteney Cox & The Lucky Charms Leprechaun: In both cases Irish eyes are smilin’, plus the Lucky Charms dude has at least never had to go to rehab.

Jaime Pressly & Wesley Snipes: They could share accountants, or at least a tax lawyer.

Charlie Sheen & The Sister Wives: Sister Wives, Goddesses…whats the difference?

Kathy Griffith & Simon Cowell: Can you imagine the pillow talk?

Howard Stern & Chelsea Handler: Their kids would be crass, sassy, honestly brutal and totally brilliant!

Lady Gaga & Prince: Who would get the bigger closet?

Megan Fox & Scott Wolf: They’d have animal magnetism, no doubt!

Winona Ryder & Lindsay Lohan: They could go window shopping together.

Martin Short & Shelley Long: Who wouldn’t want to attend a Short-Long wedding?

Miley Cyrus & Michael Phelps: They could bond over bong trauma!

John Stamos & Angelina Jolie: He starred in Full House, she has a full house!

Madonna & Justin Bieber: Ok, we know we already mentioned them but hey, she likes em’ young!

Owen Wilson and Michaele Salahi: He’s a Wedding Crasher and she’s a “White House crasher”.

Nicole Polizzi & David Hasselhoff: She’s known for being Snooki, he’s known for being snockered.

Whoopi Goldberg and Bill O’Reilly: Hey, opposites attract!

Nicole Kidman & Casper The Friendly Ghost: They both cherish their pasty white complexions.

Jon Hamm & Kevin Bacon: What’s better than Hamm and eggs? Hamm and Bacon!

Kim Kardashian & Sir Mix-A-Lot: Three words! Baby…got…back!

Zoe Saldana and Papa Smurf: Because blue is the new you!

Courtney Love and Charlie Sheen: Two volatile train wrecks designed to collide! And we’d be watching!

Justin Timberlake and Coco: He brought sexy back, and well, she’s just got a sexy front!