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MOST DISCREET NOSE JOB
Angelina Jolie, 32

Dr. Y: Angelina's did-she-or-didn't-she lips have allowed people to ignore the possibility that she's had her nose subtly thinned. CW: It's staggering how someone with the naturally Gattaca-like über-eugenics of Angelina can still be perceived in somebody's mind--like, her own--as not quite there yet.