They publicists can spin all they want, but before-and-after photos don't lie. Radar's expert panel considers seven famous bodies of evidence. Among our experts: Dr. Tony Youn, M.D., the plastic surgeon behind the popular blog Celebrity Plastic Surgery; feminist author Cintra Wilson; and eggheady celebrity style critics Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan (Otherwise known as the ladies behind Go Fug Yourself.)

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Victoria Beckham, 33

Dr. Youn: This regrettable half-grapefruit look occurs when unusually scrawny women have implants inserted over the muscle. With no native breast tissue, all you see is implant. The best treatment would be to feed her, then replace the implants under the muscle. Cintra Wilson: I suspect Posh's implants are so hard and round for purely athletic reasons. After all, Beckham can't touch them. He can only kick, head-butt, or juggle them with his knees.