Kourtney & Kim Take New York: Snake in a bed: Season 2 in 2012 featured Khloe and Kourtney putting a snake
on Kim¹s then-husband Kris Humphries' bed and covering his room with toilet paper while Kim was away on a promotional trip to Dubai with Kris Jenner. The sisters were trying to get the basketball player to lighten up, but Khloe and Kourtney got freaked out themselves as the snake slithered on the sheets.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Bruce Learns A New Word: On Season 6, Bruce got upset when he learned that his daughter Kendall, then 15, was using birth control pills. Khloe promised her stepdad she¹d find out what Kendall and his other
young daughter, Kylie, knew about sex. Meanwhile, Kris explained Kendall was still a virgin and the pills were
just to help her cramps. But in a jaw-dropping exchange, Khloe asked Bruce about his youngest daughters, "Is it okay if they know how to q***f on command?" Bruce replied, "What¹s q***f?" Khloe said, "When your vagina makes a
farting noise." Bruce helpfully said, "Why don¹t you say a p***y fart? I've been around long enough. I know that kind of stuff."
Kourtney & Kim Take New York: Kourtney and Scott's relationship is in the toilet!: Kourtney fumed after her man left the toilet seat up and she fell into the bowl in a 2011 episode. "I fall into the toilet, and all I can think of is to pull my pants up, she told Scott. "Now my pants are covered in pee, there's pee everywhere. This is disgusting! My butt is covered in your pee." To get even, Kourtney rubbed urine all over Scott's face!
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Scott Becomes A Royal Pain: On last year¹s season 7 KUWTK, Kourtney's man bought a title over the internet and traveled to London to become royalty, saying he didn't want to be "walking around like some
peasant." Scott hoped the knighthood ceremony would give him the respect he deserved. Viewers saw a Brit put a crown and cape on the reality star before dubbing him "Lord of the manor." As Rob Kardashian looked on, Scott enthused, "I'm lovin' it!"
Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kourtney Has B.O.: During a season 3 episode from earlier this year, Khloe and Kourtney's baby daddy Scott Disick discussed the fact that something stank in Miami - Kourtney! Khloe confronted Scott about the mom of two's body odor -- and Scott explained she didn¹t want to use deodorant because she believed it would be bad for her breast milk. "She reeks," Scott admitted. "A dab [of deodorant] would go a long way with her."
Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Something's Fishy: During season 3 earlier this year, the Kardashian sisters engaged in a crazy contest on the show. Khloe told her sisters that she read drinking pineapple juice made your vagina taste sweeter and Kourtney and Kim agreed to compete in reality TV¹s first ever vagina smell-off. After they downed pineapple juice, Kourtney and Kim went to the bathroom and wiped their fluids on cloth so Khloe could take a sniff and judge who smelled the sweetest. Kim came out on top!
Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kim Hires a Private Investigator to Tail Scott: Concerned about the behavior of her sister Kourtney¹s baby daddy, Scott Disick, Kim hired her private eye, Jake, to follow him around Miami during season 3 in 2013.
'I can¹t believe I¹m doing this," Kim said, Khloe refused to help her, saying, "This isn¹t your relationship." Kim
wound up with some drunken Scott footage and Kourtney was furious!
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Rob Accidentally Takes Viagra: In a season 4 episode from 2009 that had fans shaking their heads, horny Kris spiked husband Bruce Jenner¹s coffee with a male enhancement drug. But her son Rob drank the coffee instead and later, he woke up from an
afternoon nap with a painful erection.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Kourtney and Khloe Ride Henry The Giraffe: After Lamar gave wife Khloe an inflatable toy giraffe, he became Khloe's favorite companion. Khloe and Kourtney rode on him during season 6.
"You guys are so annoying!" Kim said to them on speaker phone, then Kourtney and Khloe jumped on the toy's back and "galloped" out of the room.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Six Feet Under: On an episode from last season, Kris was worried about finding a post-mortem place for her family to rest. So the family visited a graveyard, where she began making future plans
for her funeral.
She encouraged the rest of the gang to start picking where they'd like
to be buried.
Kim¹s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event: Kris Gets a Facelift! Before Kim got married to Kris Humphries in 2011, Kris decided to get a $50,000 facelift, which was chronicled during part one of the E! wedding special. "I needed a little freshening up for the wedding," Kris said. "Just doing what a girl's gotta do!" Before the operation, Kris cried her eyes out, her kids comforted her, then she was wheeled down the plastic surgeon's hallway!
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Kris Burps in Kim's Mouth: Fans first saw Kris Humphries on the season 6 season premiere in 2011. Kris and Kim teased each other about who pursued who first -- and then burped into each other¹s mouths during dinner. "Birds throw up and then feed it to their children. This is nothing," the NBA star told his bride-to-be.
And we should we be surprised their later marriage only lasted 72 days?!
Keeping Up With The Kardashians: Kris Officiates at a Wedding: The show¹s unstoppable momager was pressed into service to marry her pastor, Brad Johnson, to his girlfriend Karen during season 6 in 2011. "We kind of had a wacky idea," Brad told Kris on the show, telling her his wish for her to become a minister with the power to marry them. The idea was wacky indeed, but it happened!
Khloe & Lamar: Khloe ties Lamar up: On the show¹s first season in 2011, Khloe tied her husband up and blindfolded him to get him smell perfume samples. The couple created a scent called Unbreakable together. The scene was supposed to be funny‹but maybe they¹re not so unbreakable now?
Khloe & Lamar: Not Such a Swinger: This Kardashian spinoff was canceled, and now Khloe and Lamar Odom are in the midst of a marital crisis after Star Magazine revealed the NBA star cheated on her. But Khloe was trying to spice things up last year on the show's 2nd season when she and her friend Malika put a sex swing up in the couple's bedroom to create a chamber of love. When Khloe and Lamar tried to use the swing, it hilariously broke on the first try!
"I guess I didn¹t install it right," Khloe shrugged.
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Khloe confronts Kris about her pee problem: While at an Indian restaurant with the family, Kris had to get up suddenly after experiencing bladder control problems. Khloe made matters worse by telling her, "Don¹t laugh too hard, leaky leak. Clench and make a face." Kris rushed out of the booth and into the
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: The Great Earring Caper: On season 6 in 2011, Kim had a meltdown after Kris threw her into the ocean on a Bora Bora family vacation, causing her to lose one of her earrings,
worth $75,000. Kim burst into tears while her sister Kourtney reminded her, "Kim, there are people that are dying." Luckily, the earring was found on the
Kourtney & Kim Take Miami: Kim Steals Kourtney's Breast Milk: After suffering from the skin disorder psoriasis, Kim found a miracle cure: Kourtney¹s breast milk! During the episode aired earlier this year, Kim snuck around and stole
her sister¹s breast milk, applying it to her itchy legs. She exulted to her friend, Jonathan Cheban, after using the milk, "It¹s
so much better!"
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Kourtney Dons a Dildo: In a crazy episode that aired earlier this season, Scott got jealous of
Rob Kardashian for supposedly having back door sex with his girlfriend‹and then pressured Kourtney to do the same with him.
But Kourtney turned the tables by donning a dildo (which was digitized out by E!'s cameras) and telling him HE would have to experience it first!
Scott had no interest in being the receiver, called her a freak, and agreed to drop the whole idea.
Up with the Kardashians: Kris and Khloe Teepee Kim¹s House!:
On this year¹s July 7 episode of KUWTK, viewers saw Kris Jenner and daughter Khloe Kardashian make a mess of Kim Kardashian¹s yard with toilet paper, silly string, and shaving cream.
The prank happened after Khloe allegedly felt like a third wheel around Kim and Kourtney.
Kim got very upset on the episode and fumed, "You vandalized my home." But sources told RadarOnline.com that the silly storyline was staged
and that Kim was well aware beforehand what would happen at her
house‹and she and Kourtney had never ignored Khloe!