BAG O’ TOYS Becksie Claus• Athletic support: David Beckham dons man panties, shows his amply stuffed stocking in new ads for Emporio Armani undies.
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Spielberg
Steven Spielberg is leaving the studio he helped found 13 years ago, say sources deep inside Viacom.
“He’s gone, and he’s not going to be missed,” one… READ ON
PRETTY IN PINK Johnson (inset) and her $3.6M penthouseShe may be nearly as old as your grandma, but funky fashionista Betsey Johnson still cartwheels down the runway, dyes her hair… READ ON
DEVOLUTION? Winehouse, orc (inset)
It should come as no surprise to the female half of the species to hear that a man secretly prefers a woman who, plastered in makeup,… READ ON
LC OUTSOURCED HillsLast night’s “Season Finale” of The Hills was a total non-event. First of all, it wasn’t even the end of Season Three. MTV can’t simply let its… READ ON
BLOODLUST Hanley, Samberg, Dratch, Poehler
Andy Samberg, Bill Hader, Amy Poehler, and several others all made it out to the Ziegfeld Theater Monday night in support of the upcoming release… READ ON
Who knew Obama was such a good showman? First he whipped Oprah out of his sleeve. Next up? Lip synching, Bollywood-style, and showing off his dance moves against a montage… READ ON
MYSTERY GUEST Hopper(Photo: Getty Images)
Art scene veteran, author, and regular Radar contributor Anthony Haden-Guest files dispatches from deep inside the annual Art Basel romp in South Beach.
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FOOL’S GOLD Paris• <a href="http://www.pagesix.com/story/exclusive+paris+golden+girl” target=”_blank”>Golden showered: Celebutwit Paris Hilton wears nothing but gold body paint in a photo shoot for her new line of champagne, Rich… READ ON